[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door. suprisingly no
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. ... i am a blond

TOTAL: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. happened a couple of minuts ago... what?
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. mostly my relatives but yes
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. probably sleeping
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. happens alot
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (too many to count XD)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. yea its a blond thing
[x] You have fallen out of a chair before. and hurt myself doing that
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. i found a triangle this morning
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9

NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% retarded